Twice I have written this post, and twice it has failed to submit.
I think I know what happened, so I will explain it. Perhaps if there’s something else that I’ve overlooked, someone will explain it to me.
I arrived, opened the window, and started writing a post. When I hit “save and continue” so [...]

Chapter Eight: Househunting
Jackson had fed on crabs, and recovered from his migraine. The afternoon sun roasted the white sand of the beach, and he danced down to the fresh water ocean. Cool water soothed singed feet. Knowing it was dangerous, Jackson still took a sip from the ocean.
Montezuma’s Revenge. The thought came [...]

I had to do some necessary corporate business today. Nothing ran as planned, of course. Two of our people had to drive down from the other side of Philadelphia; they were behind schedule, but I was pushing through my work still when they arrived, so we did not leave immediately. Then we [...]

1. Pirates boarding–Cap’n Hook and his Pirates Show
2. Storm–ship lost–The Mad Navigator is being Really Insane. No one has a clue of what is a safe path, so they feel forward very cautiously. The Navigator has the ability to dodge most troubles. Without him, one has to go very slowly as most of [...]

I don’t suspect that I would get much sympathy for having my alarm ring before eight this morning. That’s just not early by most standards, and even if I observe that it was after midnight that I got back from the long trip to return my son’s girlfriend to her distant domicile, and that [...]

This idea is not publishable because of copyright.
Jar Jar Binks is the Avatar of Cthulu. He needs to be killed thirteen times, preferably by a light saber (although anything will do) as sabers grant him more power on coming back. Once he is killed the thirteenth time, he manifests and takes over the [...]

I have finished the e-mail for today, but I have to take that visiting girlfriend home, and it’s going to use up the rest of my evening. Mercifully, some of the time pressures have come off that trip, thanks to a member of the household taking care of some of the other driving that [...]

Mary Piper: Epsilon?–Land of Nursery Rhymes
By Eric R. Ashley
Mary Piper pull up the line,
Mary Piper take on board kine
Mary Piper follow curve sine
Mary Piper wind is thine
Mary Piper roll over brine
Mary Piper know what’s mine
Mary Piper bring back mine
Mary Piper fly ‘fore the wind
Mary Piper to sailors kind
Mary Piper a wooden rind
Mary Piper doubtless will [...]

Testing 1…2…3….

I don’t know that I have to apologize for yesterday, but I wish to do so nonetheless. I was not here, because I was everywhere else.
Anyone who has been to a municipal court knows that they order you to appear at a very specific time, and if you are not there a few minutes [...]