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Problems, Posting and Otherwise

August 26, 2007 in Blogs

Twice I have written this post, and twice it has failed to submit.

I think I know what happened, so I will explain it. Perhaps if there’s something else that I’ve overlooked, someone will explain it to me.

I arrived, opened the window, and started writing a post. When I hit “save and continue” so I could preview it, it took me to a login screen. This suggests that at some point my login expired–something I did not anticipate and did not check. It was a simple matter to restore the login, as the browser remembered the username and password, so all I had to do was tell it to remember me and click to log in.

However, it did not take me back to the post, but on to an index of posts, none of which included the post I had just written, under the title Giving and Taking Stock. That rather lengthy piece had not made it to the index. Thus using my browser’s back button I returned to the composition page and attempted to rewrite what was a very different post under the same title. This time when I hit the save and continue button it took me to a screen I’d not seen before, asking if I was certain I wanted to post this. I was not at that point certain I’d hit the right button, but I said yes–and was promptly informed that I did not have permission to edit that post.

My guess is that my effort to save the post when I was not logged in resulted in the post being saved under some anonymous name, and then once I had logged in I did not have permission to access posts under that name; and that since the software creates its urls from the titles of the articles, another post under the same title would be taken as an effort to access an existing post. However, when I returned to the editing screen, once more my entered text was gone.

On the assumption that my guesses are correct, I have written this under a new title. If I’m clever, I’ll remember to save the text before saving the post, but if this does not work I’m not certain what the next step would be.

On another front, I hope to finish the problem of printing stock certificates later tonight; I believe I have everything I need for that.

Also, in the ongoing saga of the new car, the car is here, but I’m not certain whether we are going to keep it. The middleman has proposed some sort of complex trade by which he keeps the new car (which happens to need a lot of work) instead of taking our money for it, and gives his sports car to our son (who would love it), and we get our son’s family car. I am not comfortable with that car, as it has several problems which might be impossible to fix, but it’s not my decision to make.

Hopefully this will post this time.

–M. J. Young

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Worldwalker Chapter Eight

August 25, 2007 in Articles

Chapter Eight: Househunting

Jackson had fed on crabs, and recovered from his migraine. The afternoon sun roasted the white sand of the beach, and he danced down to the fresh water ocean. Cool water soothed singed feet. Knowing it was dangerous, Jackson still took a sip from the ocean.
Montezuma’s Revenge. The thought came a moment too late because his body had acted before his conscious brain could muster its forces to countermand the body’s need. The water rumbled around in his stomach pleasantly.

Last night he had sand crabs, and a tiny coral snake as a visitor. He feared waking to see a scorpion on his chest, a tarantula on his nose, and the coral come back to curl around his ankle. Less creepy, but possibly more dangerous, the whole beach was covered with life. Sea turtles, gulls, oysters, starfish, at least three species of crabs, and a plethora of other minor animal life implied predators to feast on this bounty. Such predators might not be aware that Jackson Wellington was supposed to be on top of the food chain rather than a buffet serving, extra large, of long pork.

Jackson needed a house by tonight. Happily, he had built one with his father. But he had no pine boards, or oak, and no power tools. Instead he had a tropical jungle, a white beach of loose white sand overlooking a small cove which let out into a lagoon rimmed by a coral reef before the really big waves mountained in from off-shore.

This was not Lake Victoria. No lake had waves that huge. And besides, the sky was silvery blue rather than robin’s egg blue. It glistened at times. This implied things he decided not to think about right now because he could feel a faint urge to start screaming. And if he started, he might not stop.

House. Yes. House. Jackson focused on what he could fix. He had a katana, and a gladius. The Roman short sword was better for chopping. He carried it at his waist now just in case something came for him.

The rhymic splash of small waves against the rolled up pants legs soothed him enough that he could think clearly. Hut. Bamboo. Banana leaves…vines…Jackson began to stall out of ideas, and then he shrugged. He had the beginnings of a plan.

He spun about and surveyed the hot sand with displeasure. Jackson took one step out of the water, followed inspiration, and ran. It would help him lose his pot belly, and he got to the shade of the arc fern before his feet dried completely off exposing his skin to the fiery particles.

Once there, he reviewed in his mind from a guide on survival that he had read. Jackson was an extremely eccletic reader, and on this beach he had discovered a talent for a combination of eidetic memory and lucid dreaming. In his dream state, he saw the page and consulted it for advice.

It advocated taking water, blazing his trail, and searching in a box pattern. It also said to move slowly so as to give snakes a chance to get out of the way. That last bit worried him.

He set out, notching tree trunks of coconuts, and persimmons, and a mangrove, and then a megafern as he named them yesterday. Here on Day Two, he saw more varieties of ferns. One, he named a picture fern for its vaguely square leaves. Another Jackson called a rainbow fern because the leaves had separate bands of color, although they did bleed at the edges into each other.

The sound of trickling water, and a sudden slant in the moist dark soil light with bygone ferns and decayed leaves brightened his sweating face. He burst through a stand of bamboo, and paused over a beautiful streamlet two feet wide. A quick finger as he showed restraint, and he tasted it.

Salts. Minerals. Sulphur. The taste assaulted his tongue, and he spat it back out with vigor, and a twisting of his handsome face. What is this place? The oceans are fresh, and the streams are horrid. He shook it off, and turned back to the bamboo.

After he selected a four inch wide pole, he took an experimental whack. It went well, and two more harder strikes brought it down. Now he had fourteen feet of bamboo. Ten minutes later, he had roughly a hundred feet. A quick water break, and then he looked at his stack. He needed more. Another hundred feet took him a few more minutes, and he surprised some rat like creatures from its nest.

He had seen native workers carrying huge bundles of bamboo on their shoulders. But that required rope. So Jackson began to quarter the area this time looking up into the trees. In this region, not far from the shore, he found a double canopy. Threre were short plants like his megafern, and true giants. And hanging from the giants were cane vines.

Just to be safe, he consulted his special memory again, and read off the page the instructions on how to deal with them. A swift slice, and he had cut a loop into two hanging lines. He pulled on both until they came loose enough to give him some play. Another two slices, and he had a vine of twenty feet, and another of thirty feet. With these, he cut down the middle of them, and then used the point of his blade to scoop out the pulp in the center.

Now he had rope.

A grapevine, or fisherman’s knot, tied up the bundle, and the rest of the rope, he left as a big arrow on the jungle floor to point him to his harvesting area. It was then that he tried to lift the bundle. Suddenly he found a lot more respect for the five foot tall native worker. He huffed, and almost got it. But then it fell and he had to jump back unless he wanted it landing on his legs.

One of the primary rules in a survival situation was not to break a leg.

Jac

…more later….

Banking On It

August 25, 2007 in Blogs

I had to do some necessary corporate business today. Nothing ran as planned, of course. Two of our people had to drive down from the other side of Philadelphia; they were behind schedule, but I was pushing through my work still when they arrived, so we did not leave immediately. Then we got caught in traffic in Delaware, and reached the bank later than intended. The bank business also took longer than expected, and we were unable to complete it because we apparently needed one more person’s signature. The forms he had to sign left with us, and are now in the mail. I never manage to think of everything, but I will give kudos to our corporate secretary, who managed to get me a sealed letter of authorization for the business on very short notice. Thank you, Josh.

Banking falls under the Best Laid Plans principle around here. In 1997, when the company was launched, we selected a particular bank to handle our accounts. The major factor in the selection was that we could open the account at a branch office in Delaware, the state in which we were incorporated, but do business at branch offices in New Jersey, the state in which most of us actually lived. Then over the next few years we ran smack into the unanticipated: banks started buying and selling each other, and our corporate account wound up in the hands of a Delaware bank with no New Jersey offices. Thus whenever we have to do any significant banking, someone has to travel over there.

On the brighter side, though, we now have some people in that area, and we managed to have a quick bite and chat with one of them (I can almost say the most important without offending, but there is another very important person who has also relocated to Delaware, and it would be difficult to say which has been more important over the long haul). Unfortunately, that too did not go as planned, as the delays in getting to the bank pushed us behind schedule, and he had to get to work earlier than we realized, and then he was interrupted by a phone call calling him away to deal with another problem before work; but it was good while it lasted.

It got me home rather late, with barely enough daylight left to barbecue the California roasts I’d left marinating. By the time we were finished and organized, it was ten o’clock when we sat down to a game (what, did you think game company executives would drive all that distance and not expect to play a game?). An extra player showed up, the man who needed to sign the forms who had gotten a message from me on his voicemail about some paperwork and drove out to address it. I tracked down his character sheet, and soon he was in the game too; that was good, as more often than anyone would guess the people who are really involved in this game don’t get to play for surprisingly long stretches.

However, it also meant that it is very late, and I am tackling the end of the day’s work while extremely tired, and mostly because I realized I’d let my laundry slip through the cracks and I need clothes for tomorrow. So I’m tackling what I can before I collapse.

–M. J. Young

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Mary Piper Epsilon: Travel Events Chart

August 23, 2007 in Articles

1. Pirates boarding–Cap’n Hook and his Pirates Show
2. Storm–ship lost–The Mad Navigator is being Really Insane. No one has a clue of what is a safe path, so they feel forward very cautiously. The Navigator has the ability to dodge most troubles. Without him, one has to go very slowly as most of the crew is devoted to searching for surprise attacks.
3. Monster attack–The Jabberwock; The Big, Bad Wolf; Jack’s Giant
4. Crew uprising–Crew Uprising
5. Uncharted land–small–A new village has been planted.
6. Distress call–rescue–Little Red Riding Hood needs help
7. Derelict–There is a wagon which has no passengers as monsters ate them.
8. Pirate ship to ship assault–The Red Queen sends out an attacking force.
9. Pirate faked distress call–The Wicked Witch is begging for help, plus she has apples for sale–cheap!
10. Disease–Scurvy
11. Rations spoilage–Rations Spoilage
12. Collision with inanimate object–Major Pothole in Road.
13. Propulsion failure–Doldrums or Sail Ripped or Mast Snapped.
14. Fake Monster–The Boy who cried Wolf
15. Stranger Encounter of Known Type
16. Stranger Encounter of Unknown Type
17. Water Loss–Water Loss
18. Friendly Merchant Ship–Merchant wagon, friendly
19. Patrol Ship–Ranger out on Patrol
20. Whirlpool or other “pulling to destruction” disturbance–Tornado

Did Anyone Get the Number of That Alarm Clock?

August 23, 2007 in Blogs

I don’t suspect that I would get much sympathy for having my alarm ring before eight this morning. That’s just not early by most standards, and even if I observe that it was after midnight that I got back from the long trip to return my son’s girlfriend to her distant domicile, and that by the time I had wrapped up the night, packed up the supper, set up the coffee, and laid up my body for rest it was sometime between two and three. I’m sorry, though, but I’m pretty beat, wishing I were asleep and knowing that I still have some work ahead including the preparation of tonight’s dinner. Most of today was consumed by driving, first to pay bills and then to take my mother-in-law to a doctor’s appointment so she could have her prescriptions refilled.

In the midst of this, I have come very close to having another car to replace the Caravan. It’s a very complicated story, though, and the telling might complicate it further. Suffice it that the owner handed the title to someone who handed it to me to give to my wife (she owns the cars around here, but that’s another story), and then when no one was looking he got in the car and drove off somewhere. We’re trying to figure out what’s happening, but it doesn’t look particularly good at the moment. I feel worse for the middleman, because he’s already out of pocket on the money and we owe him, but it’s going to be difficult to fix if something happens to the car before we take possession of it.

I have much too much on my plate for tomorrow, but most of it is company business, so if I don’t make it here you’ll know why. I may have to push at least some of tomorrow’s online work into Saturday, but we’ll see how things transpire.

–M. J. Young

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Jar Jar Binks–Avatar of Cthulu

August 23, 2007 in Articles

This idea is not publishable because of copyright.

Jar Jar Binks is the Avatar of Cthulu. He needs to be killed thirteen times, preferably by a light saber (although anything will do) as sabers grant him more power on coming back. Once he is killed the thirteenth time, he manifests and takes over the Dark Side of the Force. Now the Dark Side is not just hatred, and fear, and anger, its also mind-melting insanity! with new additional reality-warping powers.

Also, the light side starts to get corrupted.

Binks Power Gain Table (only if killed by a light saber–and his last time he must be killed by a saber).
1. Gain Force Ability (one basic force ability like ‘sense disturbance’). If this is his first time, he is now capable of learning saber, and Sith tricks.
2. Gain physical prowess (such as become a basic blaster shot, or learn to dodge, or learn to use saber if #1 prerequisite is passed).
3. Gain political status (rises from adviser to powerful where he starts to minor senator to important senator to vice-chancellor).
4. Gains new weapon (blaster, saber, fighting staff, double saber…in that order.)
5. Becomes more physically powerful (stronger, quicker, more agile…in that order)–two ‘strongers’ would make him superhuman.
6. Gain Lovecraftian ability (cause dementia if look into eye, cause despair, teleport, cause world to decay, summon shrieking bit of insanity being to attack random target…in that order).
7. Gains nothing.
8. Roll twice. #7 blocks both choices if rolled once.
9. Random Jedi comes by and slaughters him. He’s now one step closer to his thirteen.
10. GM’s choice.

Lastly, Senator Palpatine is a good guy. He’s really nice. Problem is, he’s in way over his head, and he’s the puppet of his private secretary who is the Lord of the Sith.

If Cthulu manifests, everyone on Coruscant goes stark, staring nuts. Either that, or the Dark Side is permanently warped. If number one happens, the sheer unpredictability of Cthulu has him evaporating back into his home reality. If number two happens, then there is a vast uptick in completely absurd and hateful actions over the whole galaxy.
Eric

I Should Not Be Here Now

August 22, 2007 in Blogs

I have finished the e-mail for today, but I have to take that visiting girlfriend home, and it’s going to use up the rest of my evening. Mercifully, some of the time pressures have come off that trip, thanks to a member of the household taking care of some of the other driving that had to be done. Even so, it will be many hours on the road, and I ought to be started before I’m too tired to drive.

On the other hand, the forum looks light at the moment, and if I can deal with it while it is light, it won’t be heavy until tomorrow, when I am expecting to have at least a little more time.

–M. J. Young

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Mary Piper Epsilon

August 21, 2007 in Blogs

Mary Piper: Epsilon?–Land of Nursery Rhymes
By Eric R. Ashley

Mary Piper pull up the line,
Mary Piper take on board kine
Mary Piper follow curve sine
Mary Piper wind is thine
Mary Piper roll over brine
Mary Piper know what’s mine
Mary Piper bring back mine

Mary Piper fly ‘fore the wind
Mary Piper to sailors kind
Mary Piper a wooden rind
Mary Piper doubtless will find
Mary Piper on my mind
—-traditional sailor’s wife ditty

In the land of Rhyme, one must speak in rhyming couplets, and other forms of rhyme. Speaking otherwise is physically impossible, we surmise. “To be rhyme-less, is to be without words altogether, I confess.” is a popular and true saying in this land one does guess.

Novels are not written in this land, alack, instead giant poems, eddas, and ballads take up the slack when someone suffers a reading attack.

The landscape of the world is a vale, beyond which all life doth fail. Its seven days by walking, if you go the long way, and two days across without balking, if you have no stop for a long talk or say. The sun smiles down on the land, which makes few harsh demands on its workers or its lurkers for the weather is mostly mild except for summer thunderstorms wild, and the single month of Freeze with no gentle breeze.

What draws the people together is the Mary Piper as it rolls through the heather of the upper vale joining village to tillage without pillage. And still the people depend on it as it condescends to drop from the top in its spiraling path determined by a most odd math. For few leave village for fears of the Jabberwock in its great rillage, or the Big Bad Wolf who leaves tears in his wake, the dreadful snake. And without contact, they could not contract and the Old Woman in the Shoe could not ask the Three Blind Mice for a clock for a gift for the her daughter, the Young Woman in the Sock. And without the Mary Piper, the Three Blind Mice could not get from bricks to stick from the Three Little Pigs which had been asked the Pigs by the Old Woman in exchange for her cooking range and three pies of figs.

The primary economy is barter, which means the economy is interesting and as slow as a snail darter. But the Captain of the Piper, he has a scheme that is getting riper. Emeralds will be money. Money is a new thing in the land; a honey of an idea for the Captain to take a stand for his ship’s band. He will always accept Emeralds he heralds as pay yesterday, today, and after day. This bold move he hopes will create a new groove, a new way for him to receive pay. Others are not so certain this is good, or smart, and some few have words that are tart. But most say “This is the Captain. He is certain. Wise he is. Tis. Tis true, forsooth.” Said the Golden Goose.

The spiral takes the Mary Piper in many circles around the vale, as it flaunts its sails, and makes it sales. The distance is every different because the route is determined by the Navigator who wishes to dodge Peter Pan’s gator. An odd math is used that gives quantum answers derived from the shape of a flower, and the sight of a cloud that change by the minute or the hour. Thus the path chosen by the math is odd. The ship, a wooden pod, doth zig, doth zag, doth occasionally hit upon a snag, or worse a hag (an evil witch bent on making cookies for children in her gingerbread tent, or twitch those words about, no doubt, an evil witch bent on making children into cookies.)

The spiral loops many times like a rhyme, and ends after its last bend in the base of the vale where it is quite pale. And then with a loud hale, its up the vale to the outermost rail where one can stare onto Utter Chaos the Sardic, and the journey of the Mary Piper begins again with the Sardic.

—-This is not the whole world, but a kind of intro that covers the main points. The Piper would be a wooden ‘boat’ with wooden wheels driven by the wind. Its path is chosen by magical math, and perhaps by a drunken navigator, or perhaps he is merely mad.

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Just Testing

August 21, 2007 in Articles

Testing 1…2…3….

Run Over By a Schedule

August 21, 2007 in Blogs

I don’t know that I have to apologize for yesterday, but I wish to do so nonetheless. I was not here, because I was everywhere else.

Anyone who has been to a municipal court knows that they order you to appear at a very specific time, and if you are not there a few minutes before that time they are apt to issue a bench warrant for your non-appearance, but that once it has been established that you did arrive on time you will probably wait several hours (during which time others with court-ordered appearance times will arrive) before they eventually call your name and take about three minutes to deal with your case–as often as not concluding that a final determination cannot be made in the time available so you will have to return at another time. That was how my afternoon went. The appearance time was early enough that I had to pull myself out of bed on minimal sleep to make the half hour drive early enough. It was not I who was ordered to court, but being the family member with the driver’s license and the Juris Doctore, I’m expected to sit in the courtroom for such things.

After that, of course, I had to drive my mother-in-law to the store. However, my wife decided to go with me to see her mother, which meant that I had to wait for her to be ready, and that it was late enough that I had to make dinner before I left, and that when the shopping was done my wife stayed to talk with her mother about many other things, all of which meant that it was near midnight by the time I reached this computer, having done nothing more before that but dispose of a bit of junk e-mail. Today I have finished yesterday’s work and started today’s, but I still have much on my plate.

So let’s move forward.

–M. J. Young