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Worse for Redferne

December 5, 2011 in Blogs

I reported last week that I was sick but mostly recovered.  Apparently my disabilities for the week were not yet complete, however.  On Thursday my foot began to hurt, and to swell, such that I began using my cane, and trying to stay off it as the pain moved into the leg.  Concerned that it might be serious, I allowed myself to be taken to the emergency room Saturday night.  I don’t really know whether cellulitis is serious, but I am on an antibiotic and an anti-inflamatory, which seems to have reduced the swelling and the pain such that I am on one crutch mostly as a prophylactic and have not taken any of the narcotic pain medicine that was also prescribed.  That does not actually explain my absence yesterday.  Rather, I was invited to go for a ride to pick up the prescriptions and have a meal (I’m tempted to call it “linner”, which is not a word but which I have often used for that meal which is both lunch and dinner, in the same way that “brunch” is both breakfast and lunch), and as things were progressively added to the list this short trip ran from about three in the afternoon to sometime after midnight.  On the positive side, we picked up the viola our friend with the knack for designing and building instruments repaired for us (and got to play with some of his musical toys while visiting); oh, I I’ve managed over the past week to catch the first three episodes of Torchwood, a series I have long wanted to see and have found to be better than anticipated.

Despite my hobbling, I think I am not as bad off as Redferne, who discovered his own corpse in his own grave.  Of course, the real problem there, from a time travel perspective, lies in the fact that he also discovered the third part of the grimoire buried with him–and therein lies a major time travel problem for the story, because–well, best to let you read Warlock part 3:  unburied, the latest Examiner temporal anomalies article.

I’m looking at three new works from Eric Ashley.  Practise Bits:  Mentalist has someone psionically searching other universes from the comfort of his office.  Practise Bits:  Letter is chapter two of last week’s Practise Bits:  Magic.  Finally, Practise Bits:  Spellblade combines fantasy magic, high-tech weaponry, and swashbuckling swordplay in a compelling adventure of good versus evil.  Well, at least, that’s what the movie poster would say.

–M. J. Young

It’s Not the Cough that Carries You Off…

December 1, 2011 in Blogs

…It’s the coffin they carry you off in.

Susan Margaret Adams Kirkegard said that often in the times we knew her.  Cancer put her in hers earlier this year, and so the phrase has some melancholy to it; but it comes to mind because I have been unwell.  As I mentioned last time, the night after the parade I became feverish, and lost almost all of Monday and probably part of Tuesday to this illness.  Indeed, I am not certain quite that even now I am alright, but I also managed to transmit the bug to my wife, who missed two days of work and required my feeble assistance in caring for her.  Perhaps ironically, in the midst of this we also had to meet a deadline for handing in forms to continue our health care coverage, one of several significant errands which cut into my time yesterday.

Today’s Examiner temporal anomalies article is very much about a coffin–Redferne’s coffin, in which he discovers his own corpse and the third part of the vile grimoire he must keep from the Warlock.  Warlock part 2:  cough, cough begins discussing why this is significant, and why it is a problem, recalling that he is not the first time traveler to discover his own grave.

I did read the previously mentioned Eric Ashley articles.  They were not as good as the new one today, I think.  Practise Bits:  Troy seems a rather incongruous title for what is an excellent descriptive action piece with a resourceful central character.  Thanks for writing it.

I have been poking at the articles for Blackadder Back & Forth, which is coming together despite the fact that it is impossible in more ways than I have yet uncovered.  It is a very funny show from start to finish, that my wife, who is not particularly interested in time travel, has watched it twice in a week, and we both have sung snatches of the closing theme at odd moments.  Readership has slackened (although it often does when a new movie is introduced, picking up as the series continues), and I’m hoping that the popularity of this Rowan Atkinson classic will bring a few new readers.

–M. J. Young

Fever Pinch

November 28, 2011 in Blogs

I collapsed early last night, and spent the night alternating between chills and sweats.  I am not recovered from the sickness, and may be returning to bed, where I have spent most of today, when I finish this.  I rose late-morning, set up coffee to start at noon (which I still have not tasted), and uploaded the first Examiner temporal anomalies article in the new series, Warlock part 1:  not so easy, sketching the story in which a warlock escapes colonial Boston for twentieth century California with a witch-hunter in hot pursuit.  As I returned to bed, the resident nurse dosed me with six hundred milligrams of ibuprofen sometime after noon; she followed this with another four hundred milligrams when I arose again shortly after five, from a fitful sleep.

I tentatively diagnose exhaustion.  I had been asked to help the Silver Lake Community Church with its parade float; they wanted their kids accompanied by something more than the church worship band, so their music director got all of us plus the drummer Nick from Collision.  Although I was little involved in the past weeks with the carpentry and such, I was first on the scene Sunday morning, shortly after nine, already setting equipment that had come with me while waiting for someone to open the church where the rest was stored.  We used ninety percent of my functional equipment plus some of Baxter’s to set up separate sound systems for vocals versus instruments, and while some of the others were in church I went with Nick and a couple others and finished tacking everything in place so I would be comfortable that it would not fall.

We were doing sound checks and testing the generator within the last hour before the parade began.  Jonathan, the church music director, had said that in addition to a clever but simple medley of Happy Birthday, This Little Light of Mine, and Joy to the World which fit the float theme (a birthday cake for Jesus in which the kids wore flame-like caps to make themselves the candles) we would do a few of the “popular” Christmas carols (Jingle Bells, We Wish You a Merry Christmas, Deck the Halls, and Angels We Have Heard On High are the ones I remember actually doing, although we practiced a few more) and the Collision song (that is, my song) Free, which he thought was a good Christmas song (I’d have thought Easter, but then David Meece’s We Are the Reason got promoted as both).  We tested Free with the sound check, and the pastor said that would not be one of the songs we did during the parade, so I shrugged and said as far as I was concerned it was up to Jonathan.  He grumbled a bit about it, but never called for it.

I was at the church before the float, and someone fed me four squares of pizza (one with sausage) from a local pizza shop some love and my wife hates, along with a tumbler of root beer (Mug, not Barq’s).  It was already dark by the time I was alerted to its arrival, and everything had to be off-loaded back into the back storeroom of the church to protect it from the weather.  While I was finishing that, the pastor informed me that the equipment (which arrived in August for the rehearsals for the concert for the September 10 ice cream social, stayed for the late October Fall Festival, and then stayed again to be used for this float) was cluttering the rear entry and would have to be removed this week.  I observed that it could not go that night because I was without a car, relying on others for transportation.  I did not mention that I did not have a key and so could not move it at my convenience.

I thought I would remove it Thursday when the church band rehearses, but Jonathan cancelled practice because he is away this weekend.  That means either I disrupt youth group tomorrow or I disrupt church on Sunday; I’d rather do the former, if I am well enough, as I can apologize to the youth leaders and blame the pastor.

In any case, I will probably be finished with regular work with the church band.  I’ve been looking to phase out my involvement, which was always envisioned as temporary, for quite a while, and with the parade behind me and nothing major ahead and the demand that the equipment be removed, I think I’m probably done there.

I am not finished reading Eric Ashley’s latest contributions, but I intend to do so.  They are entitled Practise Bits:  Magic and Practise Bits:  Petrification, and at this point that’s all I know, although maybe I will print them and take them with me.

–M. J. Young

Thankfully Not Mandatory

November 24, 2011 in Blogs

I am sorely tempted to regale you with an account of my past thirty-six or so hours, from getting up yesterday, getting my wife to work and the trash to the dump then hitting several widely scattered purveyors of good ranging from farm-fresh cider to kitchen utensils, delivering a sweater to the aforementioned wife then having barely enough time to pick up the girlfriend of a sleeping son who helped me unload the groceries before returning to pick up said wife and start work on Thanksgiving dinner.

Happy Thanksgiving, by the way, to those who live in these United States.

I was unable to get the beef this year, but we made the macaroni and cheese which is certainly on my list of favorites.  The idea was to put as much in place as possible, and the arrival of another son helped immensely–I could not have had the turkey in the oven by ten this morning without his help.  After that, I got a brief nap while it cooked. After taking the wife to work again today, I finished the remainder of the preparations those of us who were here–four of my five sons plus two from the women’s auxiliary–expressed our gratitude and enjoyed dinner.

I then attempted, perhaps around six, to get another nap, but sleep was elusive.  Unfortunately, thought seems equally elusive, as the brain is on the fritz, as they say.  So I can neither sleep effectively nor work productively at the moment.

I did upload the Examiner temporal anomalies article, a filler answering an oft-asked reader question, Why not analyze time travel television shows?.  I hope the answer makes sense.  Indeed, I hope the question makes sense.

I’m going to see if sleep will surrender to me for a brief period, although come to think of it people will be wanting cream whipped for pie soon, so maybe I’ve got other work to do.

–M. J. Young

Wrapping Up With Links

November 21, 2011 in Blogs

Today’s Examiner temporal anomalies article concludes the examination of Source Code with Source Code part 11:  future, a consideration of what happens to Colter Stevens now that he has to become Sean Fentriss in this final universe.  I anticipate posting a filler article on Thursday addressing why I do movies but not television shows, or incidentally books, comic books, graphic novels, or video games.  Then on Monday we’ll begin running a short series on Warlock, and I’ve already begun work on Blackadder Back and Forth hopefully to follow that.

Meanwhile, I keep forgetting to post links to the available videos from the recent Collision concert at Silver Lake Community Church.  At first it was because they were delayed–I have no video equipment, and someone else had done the recording.  Then when finally they were posted I myself was too busy to view them.  I managed to do so last week sometime, but forgot to mention them here.  So for anyone who is curious what I look like and sound like when I’m singing, I recommend the video Fall Festival 01, if I recall aright three songs from our performance there which are reasonably well done overall.  I hesitate to recommend the other two videos, creatively entitled Fall Festival 02 and Fall Festival 03, because I made a could of mistakes in the singing–you probably wouldn’t notice it in the first clip, but I displaced a line and had to fake a fix during the song; the second is, if I recall correctly, a much more obvious flub.  altogether that’s just over half an hour from the concert.  I’m waiting for the rest of the video, but it might come to me privately on DVD rather than posted publicly, and I don’t think I have any editing software so I’m not likely to be able to post the massive amount of material I anticipate receiving.  I also haven’t figured out how to download those, but I did manage to dub the audio off to my recorder so I can listen to them.  Anyway, I expect the response will be “don’t quit your day job”, but since I’m not making appreciably more money on my day job than I am singing for churches, it’s a moot issue.

While I’m posting links, let me include the new material from Eric Ashley, who has given us three more over the weekend.  Practise Bits:  Leo gives us a Florentine setting with a man summoned to see the king.  A man who takes a job overseeing the policing of the royal highways is the core character of Practise Bits:  Roadway.  Finally, Practise Bits:  Dance begins at a dance, but moves to a different kind of dance in which a villain again confronts his Nemesis in an ongoing duel.

I have been asked to help with a float for a Christmas parade Sunday, primarily in providing sound system equipment and a bit of musical performance, so I’m hoping to get a few minutes to do some equipment repair just to cover the bases before it gets too late.  That means getting through things quickly here.  And I am already tired.

–M. J. Young

Not Quite Finished

November 17, 2011 in Blogs

I’m right on the edge of being sick, and so hoping to clear out as quickly as possible.  I almost forgot to post this, but that may be because it seems an age ago that I posted today’s Examiner temporal anomalies article, Source Code part 10:  completion, which is only the penultimate article in the series, the conclusion coming on Monday, if all goes well.  This one looks at how Stevens solves the crime and saves the world–a perhaps strange sort of victory.

I will mention the recent work of Eric Ashley, who has added Practise Bits:  Eats to his descriptive efforts, describing food, and also Practise Bits:  Arch, in which we meet an engineer who apparently does not know how the Brooklyn Bridge was built but who figures out how to do it eventually.

G’night, I hope.

–M. J. Young

Good Times and Bad

November 15, 2011 in Blogs

Late yesterday I had read a few articles here and posted some comments, and had completely written a Blogless Lepolt entry–and then somehow lost internet access.  My efforts to correct this computer technical difficulty resulted, I thought predictably, in my further loss of local network access, and I surrendered and ended my efforts.  Today I rebooted everything, and it restored itself, I still do not know why or how.

Prior to closing my work, though, I saved the entry, which I will now post to save myself the effort of rewriting it all:

A Different History

One of my sons stopped in to see us, so we put several hours into visiting–elsewhere, actually, as we all went out together.  It was good and probably profitable, although it left me with more work than I can do.  It was not the day I planned, but I know by now that my plans fail as often as they succeed.

I did upload Source Code part 9:  boom to The examiner, my latest temporal anomalies contribution.  sorting through the kinds of changes Colter Stevens makes to the worlds he creates, I find a sequence of events which will lead to the detonation of an infinite number of nuclear bombs, hidden within the larger infinite number of bombings prevented.  So not every world’s history will be happy there.

I’ve also made notes over the weekend on Blackadder Back and Forth, which was not the kind of movie I anticipated and was reasonably well worth watching despite bits of typically crass humor.  I will have to give it a second viewing, though, because there are some important details that are not in my notes.

Eric Ashley has also been busy, contributing seven new articles in four or five days, beginning with Practise Bits:  Cimmeria, which is the world of Conan for those who (like me) thought it seemed familiar.  However, it is more about a classroom in which that locale is discussed than about the locale itself.  Practise Bits:  Fear is about vampire hunters.  Practise Bits:  Wandwalker is the beginning of a medieval adventure.  The rise and fall of a galactic empire is the essence of Practise Bits:  Core, the story woven around the backstory.  The two-part Practise Bits:  Deep and Practise Bits:  Deep 2 take us to the edges of an unknown universe.  Finally, Practise Bits:  Bounded is another space trip to an alien planet. with some interesting ideas and imagery, although I’m not entirely certain I followed all of it.

  Perhaps time will be different tomorrow.

–M. J. Young

I’m also forced to mention that since I wrote that, Eric has added a sequel to the last I read, Practise Bits:  Bounded 2, which I am about to read, having been diverted by a Spam post to an old article that led me to several other old articles I was rereading, which will be subject of a forum post.

–M. J. Young

On Time and Information

November 10, 2011 in Blogs

Today has become busy with errands in advance.  A member of the family needs transportation to a doctor for a two o’clock appointment, and then to another by half-past-three; they are near each other but not near here, so there is no sense in coming home between.  We have promised to feed her after that, which is just as well because I have also received word that one of my sons needs transportation home from his job around five, so again there’s not much point in coming home and going back.  I then am to be at rehearsal at seven, a double rehearsal for the church first and then for Collision, so it will run a bit long.

Thus it is good I awoke early enough to post the new Examiner temporal anomalies article this morning.  Source Code part 8:  information deals with what Colter Stevens is learning, and with how he is beginning to make changes to these worlds by spreading information beyond the bounds of–well, if you’re interested, it’s there.

Speaking of being there, it seems that my Blogless Lepolt post for Monday is not.  What happened to me on Monday?  That’s too far back to remember, I’m afraid.  In any case, I did post Source Code part 7:  base, in case anyone here missed it, which deals with events happening in the two other worlds Colter Stevens experiences–the real one in which his body lies and the imagined one that he experiences as a simulator module.

Eric Ashley has added to the library with a piece vaguely reminiscent of the story of Moses, as the central character is called by a divine Creator for some purpose the story does not reach–but then, the Practise Bits series is given to us as fragments of stories, mostly beginnings, so we are not disappointed that Practise Bits:  Arcane is again the beginning of a story.  I am not certain I understood the title, but it has been a few days since I read it.

If I have time, I will attempt to return.

–M. J. Young

Unexpected Events

November 3, 2011 in Blogs

Sometimes why I’m watching a movie, I suddenly say to myself, That’s a mistake; that could not have happened that way.  The thing is, I did it while watching Source Code, only to discover after the fact that it was not a mistake–it was, well, as the title of the article suggests, Source Code part 6:  first clue, a hint that what we are told is not the reality we are seeing.  That is explained in more detail in the latest Examiner temporal anomalies article.

Speaking of that which was not what I thought, today took me to the emergency room with our sick family member.  We called the doctor’s office, but he said intravenous fluids were likely going to be required so it made more sense to go to the hospital directly–and our brilliant diagnostician was correct.  However, it chewed up enough of my time that I did not make it to rehearsal and it looks like I’m leaving a lot of other tasks unfinished.

I did have opportunity earlier (like, yesterday and the day before) to read the latest contributions from Eric Ashley.  Practise Bits:  Dragon does not contain a dragon, but does contain a vengeance that might not have been exceeded by one.  Practise Bits:  Fracking is a dialogue piece, a business meeting between a man in an unusual business and a security consultant of sorts, in which Eric comments on the modern economic world via a surrogate universe.

A bit of a joke passed my way earlier, and I’m intrigued to note that according to the Geek Zodiac I am a Time Traveler.  What makes this more humorous, I suppose, is that the person who passed this information to me was sending it as a general Tweet to all his followers and probably would not have known that my birth year falls in the Time Traveler sign.  I also took note that my son Kyler is a Wizard.  The others are interesting, too, but he is the one known to people here, so he gets special mention.

Well, as I said, my day has been badly battered and I’ve less than enough time for what remains to be done, so I’d better sign off and look elsewhere.

–M. J. Young

Infinite Amounts of Analysis

October 31, 2011 in Blogs

Happy Halloween.

The back of my mind tells me that I ought also to say happy birthday to Eric Ashley, although I’m not completely certain which day is his birthday or why I think that.  He has contributed more articles to the archives here, but we will return to those.  Halloween has left me exhausted.  I distributed one hundred forty-four cans of soda and then turned people away.  A dozen root beer vanished first, but I had two dozen root beer; a dozen grape were gone before the second dozen of the root beer vanished, both of those outcomes surprising me, and the dozen orange was next.  After that it took a while to finish another dozen, but we went through a dozen lemon-lime, a dozen cola, a dozen citrus, a dozen ginger ale, another dozen lemon-lime, a dozen diet lemon-lime, another dozen cola, and finally a dozen diet cola.  I write this so that I can remember next year to get more soda, and particularly more grape, orange, and root beer, as they were more popular than I anticipated.  In fact, we were so popular I could hear kids around the block shouting about where is the soda guy, so if no one is giving away cheap soda in your neighborhood I recommend it as a treat they remember.

I have since fallen asleep, and hope to be back there again soon, so I’m going to attempt to make this short.  (Too late.)

Today’s temporal anomalies article at The Examiner, Source Code part 5:  first divergence, uncovers an interesting aspect of the divergent dimension aspect of the film:  when Colter Stevens creates that first new universe, he creates another Colter Stevens who will create an identical first new universe plus additional slightly different new universes, and thus there is an expanding number of new universes blossoming toward infinity.

Getting back to Eric, he has given two new contributions.  The first, Practise Bits:  City, is probably hard science fiction but feels like science fantasy with its alien landscape and creatures (although the back of my mind–there it is again–says I wondered whether a world with gravity that low could maintain a breathable atmosphere).  The other, Practise Bits:  Searcher, gives first explorations of an alien world by an arriving interdimensional traveler.

I have one more thing I must do before I return to bed–that which was once the Romans list and then the Corinthians list has since become the Galatians, Ephesians, and now Philippians study, and I owe them tonight’s post.

–M. J. Young