Whether or not the human population of that world would think it's a happy ending is beside the point. A planet populated entirely by huge trees? Tell me that's not a happy ending to a story!!!!!! (Said with a laugh)
I don't like the idea of them being able to regrow severed limbs. Reattach, yes. Regenerate, no.
I'm with you 100% there.
And yes, I think they only turn wooden when they're about to put down roots.
Yeah, I think you're right. I was thinking that if you had a really tough zombie to begin with, AND gave him wooden skin armor, that would make a very formidable adversary for your verser. I think this makes much more sense though, now that I think about it.
Wait a minute. Why does it have to be one or the other? I'll go with 90% about to put down roots, 10% means it's an exceptionally tough zombie. Or something. We can work out the specifics later. They would be far more rare, I'll agree with that, but I would want some really tough zombies with wooden skin.
Wooden skin would mean that either it was about to die, or it used to be somebody of extremely good physical shape. Like 9 out of 10 it's dying and less harmful, but once in a while, it was that 1 in 1,000 person who was at the top of his game in life. It's already 10 times stronger than you are, now it's also got a quarter inch thick skin as hard as fresh Spruce wood. Tell me that's not a badass opponent for your verser to face. It's still as flexible as skin would be, and it still takes damage the same way skin does (it wouldn't split like wood when hit with an axe) but it's as hard as a good hard wood. As thick as skin (quarter of an inch, if I'm not mistaken) but hard.
There would have to be an easy way to identify them from a distance. Maybe it has a bark-like appearance. Think about it for a second. You see a bark zombie, think it's a feeble old woman zombie that you can easily avoid. Turns out it used to be a bodybuilder, has 3@2 strength and skin you can't easily pierce with a knife. That could be a very interesting encounter, ya know?
As for NPC zombies, I like that idea.
I like your suggestions. Why don't you "flesh those out" some more? I was thinking about just one. An adversary for your verser. But you're right. The indigs would name certain zombies that they saw a lot. I thought people would think that was stupid. It's nice to see it got some support.
(Doing Therapy)