Edgar Michael Causey III has his character information posted on the seventh page of The Character Generation Thread, and is beginning his adventures here.
Edgar, Brock got a new gadget he wanted you to try. It connects your Gameboy to various games in a way that's supposed to make them run faster; it has a label on it that says "Scriff Inside" in a fancy logo. It does seem to make a difference in the loading speed at level changes and such. But you drop it, and when you pick it up you take a nasty shock and black out.
You are now awakening. You hear slowly pulsing white noise with occasional burst of a mid- to high-range squealing, feel heat both above and below you and find yourself lying supine on a scratching level surface that to some degree seems to have formed itself to your body in a brightly lit location that discourages you from opening your eyes too quickly. It is definitely not your game room.
--M. J. Young