With your armor shrieking, you stepped up and into the building. The armor peeled off you, ripping chunks out of your body, lungs, kidneys...And a fearsome light out of which flew a great pteradactyl, the Thunderbird, wrapped itself around the armor...
At which point, things got weird.
Coca-cola bottles played Pepsi bottles for the World Cup of Soccer in front of an audience of intelligent, redneck hamsters. And the referee was yourself, and you were the ball as well, and then some Pepsi bottle got up in your face about a call you made, and it knocked you flat and into the dust which got up in your nose, and made you sneeze.
And you realize, you really did sneeze.
The temperature is in the nineties. Smooth stone is under your face. A feeling of dust is in the faintly moving air. You can smell salt somewhat. And cooking sausage.