Heheh, funny intro. As far as I know we don't have canyons in Belgium. Belgium could probably fit in a canyon. I think I should start statting myself up first, right?
Give me your full name—the name a god would know, just in case you ever meet one. Write any nicknames you use or are commonly used for you where it says A.K.A., along with any qualifying notes concerning who uses them. In other words, if your mother calls you Sonny, put that; if everyone on the Internet knows you as MJ but everyone at home calls you Mark, tell me both of those.
Nikolaj Erns Germaine Frederica Bourguignon
A.K.A. Den Olaj (or Olaj), by 2 old school buddies from technical school, my mom, my sis, my brother, my brother in law and my grandfather (mother's side).
A.K.A. Nick to Igor, Ukrainian translator and good friend, and to most of my other contacts in Ukraine
A.K.A. Kolja to Arpie (RP), another good friend from Ukraine. Kolja is the standard informal version of Nikolaj in Ukraine and Russia.
A.K.A. Barus Kirai (King Beard) by Ukrainian Street-kids in Beregowo
A.K.A. Zohan (or however that guy from that movie was called) by the same kids, because I wore a certain kind of hat that the main character in that movie wore.
On Attributes, there are only a couple of questions. Begin by looking over this list of attributes, then answer the three questions below:
Persuasion
Charisma
Animal Magnetism
Strength
Stamina
Resistance
Flexibility
Agility
Hand/Eye
Intellect
Intuition
Education Level
Will Power
First, do you believe that you are or might be outstanding, on the order of the top two percent or one out of fifty, on any of the attributes listed there? This means Mensa intellect, star athlete, professional model, or something else that identifies you as outstanding. Tell me which ones, just how high you are (e.g., 1 in 100, 1 in a thousand), and why I should believe this.
No, I'm not in the top 2% of the world in any of those.
Second, how intuitive are you? I discuss intuition in some detail in the RPGnet article Intuition and Surprise; the short version is that we all gather information subliminally and process it subconsciously, with the result that we reach conclusions without knowing how we got them. These come into our awareness as hunches or feelings. Do you notice more than most people, are you aware of details in your surroundings, do you have good hunches and instincts about people, places, events? How do you compare to others in this regard?
Since it's subconscious I'm assuming empathy is not here. I'm fairly quick to notice that someone is sad or angry. Especially with kids. I think I'm safe to say that I'm better than most, if not all, of my colleagues at this. Yet, at other times I can be really clueless. I've been called naive quite often.
Third, what is the last grade of school or degree program or post-secondary education you completed or attended? Also, have you taught an undergraduate or higher course or program?
The last is childcare, in adult school. I've also graduated as a graphic designer in technical school (high-school level), which would be my highest ranking degree.
For weaknesses, all I want to know now is whether you have any medical conditions or limitations, including vision irregularities and allergies.
I'm allergic to certain pollen, I'm not sure which ones. I'm also allergic to animal fur. I'm allergic to the dust-mite.
My neck is stiff regularly, as well as my back. I'm starting to feel that I work (play) with children.
My nose always seems to be full of snot one way or another. In the winter it's colds and in the summer it's hay-fever.
Give me a physical description of yourself. Include Height, Weight, Current Hair Color and Style, Age or Apparent Age, Eye Color, Facial Hair, Birthmarks, Tattoos, or other unusual markings, and any Other Description that might matter (racial characteristics, deformities, anything people would notice that hasn't been asked).
I'm about 1 meter 86 tall I would guess (It's been a while since I've measured myself).
I'm quite thin. Waist-size 30-32 (European)
I think I must weigh around 75 kg, maybe less.
I've got brown hair. My beard has a bit of orangey-red hair in it. My hair is pretty short, unkempt and my beard has just been trimmed to 9 mm.
I'm 26 and look closer to 28-30 I guess. When I'm clean-shaven, I look younger, probably around 24 or so.
My eyes are brown, pretty dark at that.
I have a birthmark in the lower back of my neck.
My right earlobe still has a small hole through it for when I had an earring there.
I have a scar under my nose, on my knee and on my back. My mustache covers the one under my nose. They are not big, the one on my back being the biggest, maybe 2-3 cm long. My feet are hairy.
Should I start on the skills part or will this take you some time? Do you have any more questions concerning this part?
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I open my eyes and sit up, wondering what just happened. I remember, or was that a dream? I should be dead otherwise. It must have been a dream. Now where am I? I rub my hands a bit against the cold. I scratch my hair and look around.
"What's this pull I'm feeling?", I wonder, feeling the scriff vector to my stuff at home. My shoulder bag is with me. My spare underwear (includes socks), bible, ukulele, a lost pen, and a copy of the pilgrim's progress are in there. (I'm taking that I came back or went to visit a friend for the weekend.) Of course I forgot my toothpaste again, as well as my toothbrush.