I keep asking if I've "seen" any... That's why they don't come up... I need to ask if I can "Get One." Sorry, failure in communication. I assumed you would take it to mean "Can I get one." Sorry, my fault.
So, I guess since I've just been looking, I'm going to ask.
Sorry MJ.... (Don't ask, it's completely random)
I have a feeling easily concealed weapons might be considered illegal. (I mean, if Boxing is....) The little tiny and/or belt buckle guns might be illegal. Probably shouldn't push that. I've already gotten one warning for looking up illegal stuff.
"Hey, could you please check and see if you can get a Ruger 10/22?" (It's not, I know that now. But, I want a semi-auto, magazine fed, 22 caliber rifle with at least a 50 round (Preferably 100 round) magazine. If calling it a Ruger 10/22 is just game talk, that's fine with me. I didn't realize that. Ruger is a pretty big brand here. I figured it WAS William Ruger's company, now continued by his great-grandchildren or something. Sorry.
"Also, can you order a single shot 12 gauge survivalist gun?" (Wire stock, 18-20 inch barrel, capable of holding 5 or 6 or more shells on the stock. If it can be spring-loaded or something, for recoil absorption, then that's all the better. (Probably not uncommon, on this type of gun design.) Also MJ, they make strange designed guns. The most common is a shotgun/22 combination. (It's two barrels, one a 22, the other a 12 gauge) However, I wouldn't be at all surprised if someone put a larger-caliber rifle barrel on top. A 223 or a 30-06 over under would be absolutely perfect. (Then I've got a shotgun, and a single-shot sniping rifle) I don't think this would be covered in the roll for double barreled guns, because that was for double barrel shotguns.
I get it MJ. I'm allowed to tell you how the guns are designed, because I understand that better, but I can't tell you the probability of their existence in this world, because I don't know that. I guess what I envision this store to be is not what it is. Some stores have 1/3rd or more of their inventory in primitive weapons (Which these would be) I guess it's more high-tech than I realized.
What exactly is a 12 gauge flare? Is this a shotgun shell that fires a flaming round? How long does it burn--a minute, like a flare gun, or an hour, like road flares?
It IS a flare gun. You're just shooting the flare out of a shotgun instead of a flare gun. It doesn't work both ways. The flare gun could possibly explode if you shot a normal 12 gauge round through it. Speaking of which, can I get a normal 12 gauge flare gun? It would (probably) survive a single use of a 12 gauge round, but I wouldn't even want to chance it after that. Besides, a flare gun might not be considered a weapon, however, it most certainly would be one.....
(Besides, you sit around the house all day with nothing to do, and tell me you aren't doing the same thing)
Comments like that will get you blacklisted--particularly when I'm supposed to be off today but I'm trying to get done the work I didn't do yesterday because I had three major errands of one to three hours each, and today I'm being interrupted every twenty minutes by someone who needs my help.
You have no idea.
No MJ, YOU have no idea. Yeah, I'm sure right now it sounds great to you to be sitting at home doing nothing. However, try it for about 6 years straight. It gets BORING!!!!! Sometimes I go a week or more only leaving my apartment to go to the mailbox. (Thank GOD the swimming pool opened!!!!!) At least you get out, see people, and do active work.
(Doing Therapy)