The man is probably in his mid to late fifties, with longish greying brown hair and a greying beard (gee, sounds a lot like me….it is not). He is dressed in a robe, not fancy nor colorful but a simple uncolored cloth variety with fur trim, and walking with a staff that has a fancy carved headpiece, reminiscent of a thirty-sided die (that is, like a sphere but with many small flat surfaces).
“Indeed,” he says, and continues with what is obviously a courtesy but not thereby insincere, “A pleasure, I am sure. I am Roderick Albusson. I can meet your wife at her leisure, although I do hope it will be by dinner–or are you the cook? No matter.
“I will pay each of you five silvers a week; you can if you like take it on individual days starting the third morning of your employment, or take it in lump sums on any schedule you wish, or keep it on account with me for safekeeping to draw as needed. I don’t mind if one of you wishes to collect it as long as the other agrees, and I don’t mind paying you separately, but I want the matter to be consistent so there is no confusion concerning who has and has not been paid. I have credit with the local merchants, so when they come to collect their bills it will be your responsibility (or hers, if your wife is the bookkeeper) to verify the amount owed, and I will supply it from my treasury at that time. I’m a bit difficult with meals, because my studies and practices do not easily accommodate any regularity of schedule, but as long as there is bread and cheese and mead available when I rise and something for dinner by late afternoon, I will accept the blame if it is cold by the time I get to it. It’s a large property to clean, but I don’t use most of it, so you’ll quickly learn what rooms need attending; I will clean the lab myself, and ask that you not put away books I leave out in the library but simply clean around them. The unused rooms need only be cleaned every few months to keep the dust and vermin under control. Also, I let the villagers graze sheep and goats on the lawns, so they don’t need much tending most of the time, as long as the flagstones are clean enough for pedestrians. You will have your own rooms, and really I’m not picky about that–if you’re willing to keep them clean, you can have several. There’s no point in cooking for me and for yourselves separately, so consider the food in the larder yours as well. Do you have children?”
I’m expecting you will say that you don’t.
“Well, then at least for the present that’s not an issue, but in future I certainly will make allowances but expect that they will not disrupt my work. Any questions so far?”
–M. J. Young