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Digressions and Divergings

February 2, 2012 in Blogs

As the groundhog seeks and probably finds his shadow, telling us that there are six more weeks of winter rather than, as my father often observes, a month and a half, I am nearing the end of the present Examiner temporal anomalies series, posting Blackadder Back & Forth part 12:  divergence, which tries, unsuccessfully, to find a version of multiple dimension theory that will give us the results we find in the film.  Meanwhile, my mind wanders to several other subjects.

One of those is a silly bit that ought to be written somewhere.  It is said in the Multiverser Referee’s Rules, in the appendix describing a few characters, it says, “Most famous of the Alchemist’s equipment quirks is his pockets.  There is a 60% chance of any small object being found in them.”  This past weekend that statement got a shot of adrenaline.  As you perhaps know, the Alchemist, also known as the Architect, is my original game persona.  I was at a birthday party this weekend, and there came a moment when we began opening presents.  As the first of the wrappings was removed, the child’s mother was for a moment holding the trash, and I said I thought I could help with that.  I promptly pulled a full-sized intact thirty-three gallon black plastic trash bag from my pocket and handed it to her, which was then used for the remainder of the day to collect party trash.

It would be reasonable for you to wonder why I had a trash bag in my pocket, and perhaps I ought to let you wonder, but it might help your understanding of this mysterious character if I offer the explanation.  I had used such a bag to transport several presents on the long journey in the car, to keep them contained, clean, and intact in the rear, and to carry them inside.  Once they were inside, I removed them from the bag and was left holding, well, the bag.  Not seeing any good place for it and not wishing to turn a useful object into trash, I balled it up and stuffed it in my jeans pocket, where it remained for an hour or two until it was needed.  That, then, is how those objects wind up in his (or my) pockets.

On another note, a week from tomorrow we have a Collision rehearsal, the first of the new year.    I’ve talked with the drummer and expect everyone to be there, and even wrote up an extra brass part for an experiment.

My brain is rattling through several other matters, but they don’t matter, so I’ll move forward.

–M. J. Young

The Wellington Impact

January 16, 2012 in Blogs

In today’s installment in the Examiner temporal anomalies series we examine the impact Blackadder has on history when his time machine has an impact on the Duke of Wellington–quite literally.  Blackadder Back and Forth part 7:  Wellingtons suggests that this would have been significant, but not in the way expressed in the movie.

Meanwhile, I have completed the draft of a short series on Watchmen, and posted the anticipated episode titles to the index site.

Friday we had an interesting meeting at a diner whose bar crowd was too loud for our preference and whose prices reflected the fact that they drew a clientelle there for the nostalgia.  Most of Collision was in attendance, plus a few family members of the members.  John, the drummer I had hoped to introduce to the rest who chose the location, did not appear and has not been in contact with me since; I am again beginning to worry about him.  Hopefully it’s nothing serious.

We have illness in the house, and already my effort to get my work completed has raised ire that I should be able to skip work and attend the sick; but Monday is a bad day for that, so here I am.

–M. J. Young

Trouble in Spacetime

January 9, 2012 in Blogs

As Blackadder and Baldrick travel to the future, our Examiner temporal anomalies series follows them with Blackadder Back & Forth part 5:  space, only to discover that they have nowhen to go.  There being no past, there can be no future, and our story crashes.  Don’t worry; apparently neither Blackadder nor his writers were aware of this, and so they continue their journeys in our next article.

My day didn’t exactly crash, but a substantial chunk was given to a family adventure, viewing a rising full moon in a heavily overcast night sky over a dark ebbed ocean, and as we returned westward from the shore snow found us at our dinner stop.  It was not a major delay, but I do seem to be running late.  Too, my youngest has come home with the request that I ensure he gets to work in the morning, so I can’t stay up too late.

I have started work on Watchmen.  There’s not that much to it in temporal terms, but what there is can be entirely confusing.  Just the one conversation between Jon and Laurie about her affair with Daniel which he does not yet know about but already knows he will learn about later in the conversation is enough to confuse any temporal analyst.  It will be a short series, but a rough one to write, I think.  After that, my sons have tracked down our copy of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III:  Turtles in Time, so I’ll probably turn my attention to that bit of humor next.

On the home front, if Gaming Outpost is home, we have more from Eric Ashley.  In Practise Bits:  Knife he explores the other side of whether and when women might be soldiers.  (This should not be confused with his earlier piece of the same title.)  Practise Bits:  Hunt puts a high-tech warrior on the track of giant spiders.  Practise Bits:  Ride reads like an interlude connecting parts of a longer story; but then, he gives this to us as writing practice, and it helps to practice all the parts.

–M. J. Young

What Are the Odds?

December 29, 2011 in Blogs

After what I estimate to be a year in absentia, John Mastick dropped me a note a few days ago to wish me a merry Christmas, and after a three-hour phone conversation (I’m going to have to buy more minutes, I never talk that long) he is eager to resume playing Multiverser (those on the forum know that I call him “John 4″ and his handle is “Johnny Angel”) and to get down here to play with Collision.  There’s a story there, because Baxter and I had found a drummer, and then John had contacted me and said he wanted to play drums, and persuaded me to try running two drummers; I said I would if the other drummer agreed, but we lost him, and then we lost touch with John.  When Nick appeared, I said that we theoretically had a drummer, but we wanted to run two drummers, and he was cool with that, so hopefully sometime in January we’ll see just how it works.

Meanwhile, my readership for the Examiner temporal anomalies articles.  Whether people are finally finding them, or the volume of past articles is building a growing audience, or the new films are of particular interest, I could not say, but today I published Blackadder Back & Forth part 2:  the bet, giving a quick overview of all the convoluted time travel in the film and eliminating the possibility of a fixed time resolution to the story.

I read the recent Eric Ashley piece as well.  Practise Bits:  Locked is a new take on the dead man in sealed room motif with a few fresh insights along the way.

I’ve had a few interruptions today, but hopefully still have time to finish what needs to be done if I hurry and encounter no further delays.

–M. J. Young

Fever Pinch

November 28, 2011 in Blogs

I collapsed early last night, and spent the night alternating between chills and sweats.  I am not recovered from the sickness, and may be returning to bed, where I have spent most of today, when I finish this.  I rose late-morning, set up coffee to start at noon (which I still have not tasted), and uploaded the first Examiner temporal anomalies article in the new series, Warlock part 1:  not so easy, sketching the story in which a warlock escapes colonial Boston for twentieth century California with a witch-hunter in hot pursuit.  As I returned to bed, the resident nurse dosed me with six hundred milligrams of ibuprofen sometime after noon; she followed this with another four hundred milligrams when I arose again shortly after five, from a fitful sleep.

I tentatively diagnose exhaustion.  I had been asked to help the Silver Lake Community Church with its parade float; they wanted their kids accompanied by something more than the church worship band, so their music director got all of us plus the drummer Nick from Collision.  Although I was little involved in the past weeks with the carpentry and such, I was first on the scene Sunday morning, shortly after nine, already setting equipment that had come with me while waiting for someone to open the church where the rest was stored.  We used ninety percent of my functional equipment plus some of Baxter’s to set up separate sound systems for vocals versus instruments, and while some of the others were in church I went with Nick and a couple others and finished tacking everything in place so I would be comfortable that it would not fall.

We were doing sound checks and testing the generator within the last hour before the parade began.  Jonathan, the church music director, had said that in addition to a clever but simple medley of Happy Birthday, This Little Light of Mine, and Joy to the World which fit the float theme (a birthday cake for Jesus in which the kids wore flame-like caps to make themselves the candles) we would do a few of the “popular” Christmas carols (Jingle Bells, We Wish You a Merry Christmas, Deck the Halls, and Angels We Have Heard On High are the ones I remember actually doing, although we practiced a few more) and the Collision song (that is, my song) Free, which he thought was a good Christmas song (I’d have thought Easter, but then David Meece’s We Are the Reason got promoted as both).  We tested Free with the sound check, and the pastor said that would not be one of the songs we did during the parade, so I shrugged and said as far as I was concerned it was up to Jonathan.  He grumbled a bit about it, but never called for it.

I was at the church before the float, and someone fed me four squares of pizza (one with sausage) from a local pizza shop some love and my wife hates, along with a tumbler of root beer (Mug, not Barq’s).  It was already dark by the time I was alerted to its arrival, and everything had to be off-loaded back into the back storeroom of the church to protect it from the weather.  While I was finishing that, the pastor informed me that the equipment (which arrived in August for the rehearsals for the concert for the September 10 ice cream social, stayed for the late October Fall Festival, and then stayed again to be used for this float) was cluttering the rear entry and would have to be removed this week.  I observed that it could not go that night because I was without a car, relying on others for transportation.  I did not mention that I did not have a key and so could not move it at my convenience.

I thought I would remove it Thursday when the church band rehearses, but Jonathan cancelled practice because he is away this weekend.  That means either I disrupt youth group tomorrow or I disrupt church on Sunday; I’d rather do the former, if I am well enough, as I can apologize to the youth leaders and blame the pastor.

In any case, I will probably be finished with regular work with the church band.  I’ve been looking to phase out my involvement, which was always envisioned as temporary, for quite a while, and with the parade behind me and nothing major ahead and the demand that the equipment be removed, I think I’m probably done there.

I am not finished reading Eric Ashley’s latest contributions, but I intend to do so.  They are entitled Practise Bits:  Magic and Practise Bits:  Petrification, and at this point that’s all I know, although maybe I will print them and take them with me.

–M. J. Young

Wrapping Up With Links

November 21, 2011 in Blogs

Today’s Examiner temporal anomalies article concludes the examination of Source Code with Source Code part 11:  future, a consideration of what happens to Colter Stevens now that he has to become Sean Fentriss in this final universe.  I anticipate posting a filler article on Thursday addressing why I do movies but not television shows, or incidentally books, comic books, graphic novels, or video games.  Then on Monday we’ll begin running a short series on Warlock, and I’ve already begun work on Blackadder Back and Forth hopefully to follow that.

Meanwhile, I keep forgetting to post links to the available videos from the recent Collision concert at Silver Lake Community Church.  At first it was because they were delayed–I have no video equipment, and someone else had done the recording.  Then when finally they were posted I myself was too busy to view them.  I managed to do so last week sometime, but forgot to mention them here.  So for anyone who is curious what I look like and sound like when I’m singing, I recommend the video Fall Festival 01, if I recall aright three songs from our performance there which are reasonably well done overall.  I hesitate to recommend the other two videos, creatively entitled Fall Festival 02 and Fall Festival 03, because I made a could of mistakes in the singing–you probably wouldn’t notice it in the first clip, but I displaced a line and had to fake a fix during the song; the second is, if I recall correctly, a much more obvious flub.  altogether that’s just over half an hour from the concert.  I’m waiting for the rest of the video, but it might come to me privately on DVD rather than posted publicly, and I don’t think I have any editing software so I’m not likely to be able to post the massive amount of material I anticipate receiving.  I also haven’t figured out how to download those, but I did manage to dub the audio off to my recorder so I can listen to them.  Anyway, I expect the response will be “don’t quit your day job”, but since I’m not making appreciably more money on my day job than I am singing for churches, it’s a moot issue.

While I’m posting links, let me include the new material from Eric Ashley, who has given us three more over the weekend.  Practise Bits:  Leo gives us a Florentine setting with a man summoned to see the king.  A man who takes a job overseeing the policing of the royal highways is the core character of Practise Bits:  Roadway.  Finally, Practise Bits:  Dance begins at a dance, but moves to a different kind of dance in which a villain again confronts his Nemesis in an ongoing duel.

I have been asked to help with a float for a Christmas parade Sunday, primarily in providing sound system equipment and a bit of musical performance, so I’m hoping to get a few minutes to do some equipment repair just to cover the bases before it gets too late.  That means getting through things quickly here.  And I am already tired.

–M. J. Young

Pressure Changes

October 24, 2011 in Blogs

The Collision concert at the Silver Lake Community Church Fall Festival is over, and I think went well, although I am awaiting media on that–I realized during one of the first songs that I had neglected to set up my recorder, but that it was being videoed by someone else in the band, so I should be able to access that eventually.  We were also interviewed by Lift-FM, and played in the background while their roving reporter interviewed others at the fair.

Among other things, this means that the pressure for rehearsal is significantly relieved:  we have no scheduled events ahead.  Of course, there is still reason to practice if we intend to perform again–we managed twelve of the fifteen songs I had listed for our repertoire, and the remaining three will take some effort to bring to performance level, not to mention that the dozen we have done are still a bit weak, some more and some less.  However, I am pondering how often we need to rehearse at this point, and it might free a bit of my time.

I certainly could use some of that time.  I just today posted Source Code part 3:  divergence to the Examiner’s temporal anomalies series, and the Source Code series will be short, so there’s pressure to prepare the next film.  However, I probably shouldn’t take the time right now to discuss future articles there; they’ll come.

Speaking of articles brings us again to the works of Eric Ashley, who has posted twice since my last visit.  His Practise Bits:  Pammy is another bit of science fiction space adventure.  As to Practise Bits:  Adventure, it’s barely the beginning of one, but perhaps it is another anticipated serial of shorts.

Even with the changes, it’s still a challenge to get through everything on Monday and finish the forums, so I’d better be moving that direction.

–M. J. Young

Trying To Remember Everything

October 20, 2011 in Blogs

Let me not forget to extend an invitation to anyone within the sound of my voice (you know, I’m not sure I ever actually ever said that in my radio days) to come to the Collision concert at the Silver Lake Community Church fall festival this Saturday.  We will be playing at noon and again around three fifteen, if I’m remembering correctly, and the early show will be aired on Lift-FM (formerly WZFI-FM) throughout the southeastern New Jersey area and on the web.  The downside is that I have rehearsals for two slightly different bands, tonight and tomorrow night, which are going to eat my time and leave me very tired; but this will be good.

In trying to stay ahead of the rush, I have already uploaded the latest Examiner temporal anomalies article, under the title Source Code part 2:  memory, which examines the Source Code machine based on Dr. Rutledge’ claims about its operation, deciding what it could and could not discover if it worked as he suggests, and finding flaws.

Eric Ashley is again adding to our library here at Gaming Outpost.  Practise Bits:  Zombie has an almost Civil War feeling as humans fight marauding undead.  Practise Bits:  Bridge describes an unexpected meeting between two characters, reminding me of a good use of an old article of my own, Game Ideas Unlimited:  Encounters, which I might take a moment to reread myself if I can find such a moment today.

Unlikely, though, with everything else I have to remember.

–M. J. Young

Neglected

October 6, 2011 in Blogs

In our previous Examiner temporal anomalies article, in piecing together the interactions of the travels of the three boys and their would-be assassin, we neglected to integrate the remaining trips of the original time traveler.  That is remedied this time in Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel part 12:  Cassie, which addresses how she can come from the future, know that Ray will be famous, and not know that Millie murdered him in the pub.  It actually is possible.

I also neglected to mention last time that I had watched once and begun analyzing Warlock (in which Lori Singer is no longer the Daryl Hannah clone she was in The Man With One Red Shoe).  It is deceptively simple–two persons are carried from sixteen ninety-one Boston to modern-day California, one is killed and the other returns to his own time–but as I unravel it, it begins to become unraveled, and Zymurgy’s Law of Evolving System Dynamics (Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can) has been demonstrated in a major way.  I’m thinking that it should be fun; I’m also thinking of turning the comment about “safe” made by Arthur Dent, to say “This apparently is some entirely new use of the word ‘fun’ of which I was previously unaware.”

I was derailed yesterday due to the fact that a flu-like respiratory illness has struck the family.  It has not (yet) struck me, but it has put me in the position of caring for some who have been struck, including transporting them and feeding them, and thus consumed much of my time yesterday.  Things do not look much better for a few days, as I have rehearsals today for the church and tomorrow for Collision.  Tomorrow’s is expected to be overly long, because we are again preparing for a looming concert and trying to add some new material; tonight’s is not so long, but because of other complications the music director has asked that we have it at his home, over half an hour away and requiring that I pick up some of the equipment from the church on the way and return it to the church on the return trip.  So much for my evening.  I have managed to get an early start today, though, so perhaps I shall not be so negligent as otherwise.

On that note, let me turn my attention to the recent work of Eric Ashley, whose new Practise Bits:  Ways is an interesting beginning of yet another story, giving us a glimpse at a character trying to hide from scrutiny and make a positive difference in the world.

If I am to complete anything else today, I had better move in that direction; here’s hoping I did not neglect anything else.

–M. J. Young

As If I Were Partying

September 29, 2011 in Blogs

I am exhausted and frazzled, despite having gotten to sleep ahead of schedule last night.  I was awake early, by my count, and struggled to get out of bed to get the car in for a scheduled and long-overdue tune-up.  Rather than have them drive me home to do a small amount of work, I arranged to visit my friend and pastor a couple blocks away, where we spent longer than I expected catching up on events in our lives and the theology which drives us.  He is one of the few friends with whom I connect on that level.  But the car took longer than anticipated, and when it was ready there was a rush to finish a few errands before racing to rehearsal.  I’m not sure what happened with everyone in Collision, but the pianist and I focused on the new parts for the five new songs, and I think we accomplished a great deal we could not have done as well with the full band.  Hopefully next week we’ll get the others there.

Meanwhile, I almost forgot that I had an Examiner temporal anomalies article to upload, and rushed to do it in the middle of everything else, getting Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel part 10:  partying in place and announced in what might be record time.

I know that there was something else I intended to mention, but my fogged brain can’t remember what, so I’ll turn my attention to the recent writings of Eric Ashley.  Practise Bits:  Advisor has a bit of a comedic element to it, as the hero summoned from another dimension is an accountant who knows how to correct the financial woes of the empire.  In Practise Bits:  Indispensable our idea of the scriff sense which gives you a straight line vector to your equipment is utilized by a clever character to coordinate a major battle.  Of course, it might be interesting to see what the character does in his next world when all those fragments of cloth and metal scattered across thousands of square miles go with him, scattered across thousands of square miles and reminding him when he relaxes that he needs to find them.

Don’t mind me; I’m tired.

Good night, I hope.

–M. J. Young