Josh aand Gar demanded I post this. ZI Wrote it while staying up late watching MTV. I dunno.
Will the real SCS please shut up? I reapeat, will the real Synister Creative Systems please shut up?
We¹re gonna have a problem here
Y¹all act like you never seen any black people before
Jaws all on the floor Synnibar and SenZar burst in the door, and started suckin¹ worse than beforeŠ
It¹s the Return of theŠ
No, wait, you¹re kidding- They didn¹t just say what I think they did, did they?
And White Wolf said:
Nothing, You idiots! White Wolf¹s dead, haven¹t you seen Kindred of the East yet?
Online forums love Synister Jigga Jigga
"Synister, I¹m sicka them lookit them
Walkin around flashin¹ their Rock Star Œtudes, flippin the you know who
Yeah, but they¹re so cute thoughŠ"
Probably gotta couple screws up in our heads loose but nothing worse that whats going on in your gaming front rooms
Sometime we wanna just get on RPG.net and just let loose, but can¹t, but it¹s cool for other guys to completely blow a fuse
"My Comp Copies are late, My Comp Copies are late
And that Gareth-Michael Skarka wants a chicken for a mate"
And that the message that was given to the kids until we found out they don¹t even know what the bestiality is
Of course they¹re gonna know what flame war is by the time they hit fourth grade the got the forums, don¹t they?
They ain¹t nothing but GamersŠ
Some of them are flamers who always seem to make games even lamer
But if we can hump farm animals and antelopes then there¹s no reason that a man and another man can¹t go for broke
But if you feel like I feel we got to get it though
Laura wears the pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
Cuz I¹m the minister and yes, I run Synister and until we all finished here
will the real Synister please shut up, please shut up, please shut upŠ
Cuz I¹m the minister and yes, I run Synister and until we all finished here
will the real Synister please shut up, please shut up, please shut upŠ
John Tweet don¹t have to cuss in his games to sell books
Well we do so fuck him and fuck you too
Think we give a damn about an Orgins?
Half the forums can¹t even stomach us let alone stand us
But guys,what if you win, wouldn¹t it be weird?
Why? So you guys can just lie to get us here?
So you can sit us here next to the game store queers?
Peter Adksion had better switch me chairs
So we can sit next to Chris Pramas and Ken Hite
Hear Œem argue over who he gave stock to first
Little bitches on my column on RPG
"Yeah, they¹re cute, but I think they¹re too goth, tee hee!"
We should upload all the audio and D20
Show the whole world how you wanna make Synister do D&D
"We¹re sick of all of you little fangirls and fanboy trolls
All you do is annoy us so we have been sent to destroy you"
And theres a million of us just like us who cuss like us who just don¹t give a fuck like us who dress like us, walk, talk and act like us and just might be the next best thing, but not quite us
Cuz I¹m the minister and yes, I run Synister and until we all finished here
will the real Synister please shut up, please shut up, please shut upŠ
Cuz I¹m the minister and yes, I run Synister and until we all finished here
will the real Synister please shut up, please shut up, please shut upŠ
We¹re like a head trip to listen to
Cuz we¹re only giving you things you play about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is we got the balls to write it in front of y¹all and we don¹t gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
We¹ll just get on the comp and spit it and whether you like to admit it, we just shit it better than ninety percent of those designers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these gamebooks like valiums it¹s funny
Cuz at the rate we¹re going when we¹re thirty we¹ll be the only persons in the GenCon hall flirtin¹, pinchin strippers asses¹ while we¹re drinkin¹ straight bourbon and I¹m bettin¹ but this whole deck of cards just isn¹t workinŠ
And in every single person The Synister¹s lurking he could be working at the game store thing spitting on your button men
Or in the parking circling, screaming "I don¹t give a fuck" with his widows down and the Eminem cranked up,
So will the real Synister please stand up, and put one of those fingers on each hand up, and be proud to be out of your mind and out of control, one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Cuz I¹m the minister and yes, I run Synister and until we all finished here
will the real Synister please shut up, please shut up, please shut upŠ
Cuz I¹m the minister and yes, I run Synister and until we all finished here
will the real Synister please shut up, please shut up, please shut upŠ
Fuck it, let¹s all shut upŠ
"I'm not even a real person. I'm a ghost inside a beat."
Eminem
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