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How's the birthday boy?

Started by JohnA1nut · June 9, 2009

7 surviving posts. Original order and wording are retained; deleted and spam-marked entries are excluded.

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too!!!!

Happy Birthday MJ.

Originally, the "monkey" version used the verb "act" in the last line; it was the "skunk" version that used the verb "smell". But I suppose I ought to be satisfied, since monkeys don't smell as bad as skunks and it's no disparagement of my conduct.

The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the birthday cake.
Itsy-bitsy learned that he made a big mistake.
He climbed up the candle before the cake was cut,
And the itsy-bitsy spider, he burned his little butt.

I believe you are fifth from whom I received birthday wishes today--my wife managed to catch me at nine minutes after midnight, Tristan before noon, Kyler by phone about an hour ago, our house guest (who is a player here, the same Rich who destroyed B Monster Movie World) when he heard Kyler do so, and now you.

So, Happy MY Birthday.

--M. J. Young

Woohoo it's before midnight! Still counts!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MJ!

May your wits be swift and your arms be strong,
Your heart with righteousness alight!
May the road you walk be straight and easy,
And suffer you no earthly slight.

One more year is come and gone,
May many more unfold ahead.
A thousand blessings on this day,
From me and all who bump this thread!

Thank you.

--M. J. Young

Looks like I showed up a few days too late. Oh well, doesn't stop me from wishing you a year filled with more happiness than usual. :P

MJ has an advantage over most of us. No matter how many years he lives, he will always be Young.

Hey, I resemble that remark.

--M. J. Young